Text conversation with Nikol.
N: Do you know how hard it is to take notes with ur arm nomed off???
T: It would be ok if it was my right arm. I'd hold down the paper with my stub.
Email from Hannah.
*turns to skip off like little naked fat fairie thing, then turns around to blow a kiss before sprouting a jet pack and rocketing off*
(I changed her hairstyle to protect her identity. Yes, it is that accurate.)